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Woodtick
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Woodtick


Number of posts : 3254
Registration date : 2008-11-15
Age : 74
Location : Wood County West Virginia

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PostSubject: Another Harley Rider!   Another Harley Rider! EmptySun Jan 01, 2012 10:14 am

Mike buys a harley. The seller tells him, "whenever it's gonna rain, rub Vaseline on the chrome so it won't rust." And he hands Mike a jar of Vaseline. That night, his girlfriend takes him to meet her parents. So they take the bike. But just before they go in, She says: "I have to tell you When we eat, we don't talk. In fact, the first person who says anything during dinner has to do the dishes." "Okay", he says. They sit down and no one says a word. As dinner goes on, Mike decides to test the situation. So he reaches over and grabs her boob. Nobody says a word. So he stands up, rips her clothes off, and screws her right there, in front of her parents. But no one says a word. So he grabs the mom, bends her over the table and nails her, then sits down But still, Total silence. All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to rain. Mike remembers his bike, so he pulls
the jar of Vaseline from his pocket... Suddenly the father shouts: "I'll DO the FreaKIN Dishes"
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Foxfire
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Foxfire


Number of posts : 6060
Registration date : 2008-04-01
Age : 73
Location : Bristol, Wisconsin

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firepup
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firepup


Number of posts : 374
Registration date : 2010-01-28
Age : 63
Location : Marysville, Ohio

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roflmao
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DOG
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DOG


Number of posts : 1305
Registration date : 2010-02-20
Age : 49
Location : Dalton Ga

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roflmao
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BIG D 57
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BIG D 57


Number of posts : 2087
Registration date : 2010-01-05
Age : 67
Location : BLANCHESTER,OH

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PostSubject: Re: Another Harley Rider!   Another Harley Rider! EmptySun Jan 01, 2012 5:53 pm

roflmao
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bush
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bush


Number of posts : 6141
Registration date : 2008-06-06
Age : 40
Location : Castlewood VA

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lol!
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Goose
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Goose


Number of posts : 2971
Registration date : 2010-03-15
Age : 75
Location : Barnesville, Ga.

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lol!
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Rhino Rob
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Rhino Rob


Number of posts : 2577
Registration date : 2009-01-25
Age : 63
Location : the home of the volunteers and port st joe tiger sharks

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roflmao
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Gimpy
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Gimpy


Number of posts : 7708
Registration date : 2009-10-01
Location : Louisville, KY

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hump
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Dean
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Dean


Number of posts : 1210
Registration date : 2010-12-18
Age : 53
Location : Jackson, Ky

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PostSubject: Re: Another Harley Rider!   Another Harley Rider! EmptyTue Jan 03, 2012 9:37 pm

I would have done the dishes to roflmao
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nocerisdave
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nocerisdave


Number of posts : 5674
Registration date : 2008-01-22
Age : 59
Location : Laceys Spring AL

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roflmao
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