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 The Nurse!

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PostSubject: The Nurse!   The Nurse! EmptyWed Feb 15, 2012 6:51 pm

"Of course I won't laugh," said the Nurse to the patient, "I'm a professional.
In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."


"Okay then," said Bob, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the
smallest adult male organ the Nurse had ever seen in her life. In length and
width it was almost identical to a AAA battery.

Unable to control herself, the Nurse tried to stop a giggle, but it just came
out.

And then she started laughing at the fact that she was laughing. Feeling
very badly that she had laughed at the man's private part, she composed
herself as well as she could.

"I am so sorry," she said, "I don't know what came over me. On my honor
as a Nurse and a lady, I promise that it won't happen again. Now, tell me,
what seems to be the problem?"

"It's swollen," Bob replied.

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PostSubject: Re: The Nurse!   The Nurse! EmptyWed Feb 15, 2012 7:08 pm

roflmao
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PostSubject: Re: The Nurse!   The Nurse! EmptyWed Feb 15, 2012 7:47 pm

Was it Coot??????????? The Nurse! 13435
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PostSubject: Re: The Nurse!   The Nurse! EmptyWed Feb 15, 2012 8:00 pm

roflmao
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PostSubject: Re: The Nurse!   The Nurse! EmptyWed Feb 15, 2012 9:38 pm

roflmao roflmao roflmao
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PostSubject: Re: The Nurse!   The Nurse! EmptyWed Feb 15, 2012 11:09 pm

Thats hilarious
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PostSubject: Re: The Nurse!   The Nurse! EmptyThu Feb 16, 2012 6:52 am

roflmao roflmao
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PostSubject: Re: The Nurse!   The Nurse! EmptyThu Feb 16, 2012 11:56 am

roflmao
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PostSubject: Re: The Nurse!   The Nurse! EmptyThu Feb 16, 2012 5:10 pm

not to be confused with "rob"
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PostSubject: Re: The Nurse!   The Nurse! EmptyThu Feb 16, 2012 8:01 pm

roflmao roflmao roflmao roflmao
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PostSubject: Re: The Nurse!   The Nurse! EmptyThu Feb 16, 2012 11:00 pm

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PostSubject: Re: The Nurse!   The Nurse! EmptyFri Feb 17, 2012 7:58 pm

roflmao roflmao roflmao roflmao
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