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Gimpy
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PostSubject: The Nurse   The Nurse EmptyFri May 21, 2010 5:35 pm

A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well. However, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs in his crotch. Worried that it might be a second surgery and the doctors hadn't told him about it, he finally got enough energy to pull his hospital gown up enough so he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable. Taped firmly across his pubic hair and private parts were three wide strips of adhesive tape, the kind that doesn't come off easily--if at all. Written in large black letters was the sentence:



'Get well soon.... from the nurse in the Jeep you pulled over last week.'

Kinda' brings tears to your eyes don't it?
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PostSubject: Re: The Nurse   The Nurse EmptyFri May 21, 2010 10:21 pm

roflmao
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PostSubject: Re: The Nurse   The Nurse EmptyFri May 21, 2010 11:04 pm

roflmao
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PostSubject: Re: The Nurse   The Nurse EmptySat May 22, 2010 12:21 am

lol

i dont give nurses tickets.
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PostSubject: Re: The Nurse   The Nurse EmptySat May 22, 2010 8:43 am

lol!
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PostSubject: Re: The Nurse   The Nurse EmptySat May 22, 2010 9:57 am

bush wrote:
lol

i dont give nurses tickets.

I was watching a movie the other day and a cop had pulled over a Minister for speeding and said "I have never given a Minister a ticket before. I gave a IRS agent a ticket once. Got audited the next year.... scratch You have a nice day and be safe"

roflmao
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PostSubject: Re: The Nurse   The Nurse EmptySat May 22, 2010 10:42 pm

Big-R wrote:
bush wrote:
lol

i dont give nurses tickets.

I was watching a movie the other day and a cop had pulled over a Minister for speeding and said "I have never given a Minister a ticket before. I gave a IRS agent a ticket once. Got audited the next year.... scratch You have a nice day and be safe"

roflmao

roflmao
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