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Woodtick
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PostSubject: Texas Cabby!   Texas Cabby! EmptyTue Mar 20, 2012 8:37 am




RELIGION & TAXIS...
An Arab Muslim enters a taxi cab in Dallas , Texas ..........
Once he is seated he asks the cab driver to turn off the radio because he must not hear music as decreed by his religion and; in the time of the prophet, there was no music, especially Western music, which is music of the infidel's and certainly no radio ........ So the cab driver politely switches off the radio, pulls over to the side, stops the cab and opens the back door. The Arab asks him: “What are you doing man?” The Texan answers: “In the time of the prophet there were no taxis. So get your ass out and wait for a camel.” You gotta love Texas...
One Flag, One Language, One Nation Under God!!
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PostSubject: Re: Texas Cabby!   Texas Cabby! EmptyTue Mar 20, 2012 10:45 am

roflmao thatsright
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PostSubject: Re: Texas Cabby!   Texas Cabby! EmptyTue Mar 20, 2012 11:26 am

roflmao
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PostSubject: Re: Texas Cabby!   Texas Cabby! EmptyTue Mar 20, 2012 12:45 pm

Couldn't he take a jackass also... roflmao
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PostSubject: Re: Texas Cabby!   Texas Cabby! EmptyTue Mar 20, 2012 3:09 pm

roflmao roflmao roflmao ownedsm
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PostSubject: Re: Texas Cabby!   Texas Cabby! EmptyTue Mar 20, 2012 6:11 pm

hell yea !
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PostSubject: Re: Texas Cabby!   Texas Cabby! EmptyTue Mar 20, 2012 9:29 pm

He forgot to shoot him!!!! Hunter
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PostSubject: Re: Texas Cabby!   Texas Cabby! EmptyWed Mar 21, 2012 10:38 pm

Right Gimpy.....damn Texan forgot to shoot the SOB! !!!
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