The strangest thing happened to me today -
I had to run to Whole Foods a couple of miles away - our local hippie, tree-hugger food store. As I approached the entrance, I noticed a driver looking for a parking space. I flagged the driver and pointed out a parking space in the Handicap Parking area.
The driver looked puzzled – rolled down her car window and yelled: ''I'm not handicapped, YOU IDIOT,'' she said.
Well, was my face red. ''Oh, I’m so sorry about that. It’s just that I saw your Obama sticker and just presumed ...''