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PostSubject: Welfare Day   Welfare Day EmptyMon Feb 25, 2013 2:15 pm

A young man with his pants hanging half off his ass, two gold front teeth, and a half inch thick gold chain around his neck; walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check.


He marched up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job.. I don't like taking advantage of the system, getting something for nothing."


The social worker behind the counter said "Your timing is excellent. We Just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in his 2012 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes."

"Because of The long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. This is rather awkward to say But you will also have, as part of your job, the assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive."


The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, "You're bullshittin' me!"
The social worker said, "Yeah, well... You started it." . ....
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PostSubject: Re: Welfare Day   Welfare Day EmptyMon Feb 25, 2013 5:53 pm

roflmao
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PostSubject: Re: Welfare Day   Welfare Day EmptyMon Feb 25, 2013 6:04 pm

roflmao thatsright
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PostSubject: Re: Welfare Day   Welfare Day EmptyMon Feb 25, 2013 8:33 pm

LOL love it
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PostSubject: Re: Welfare Day   Welfare Day EmptyMon Feb 25, 2013 8:37 pm

lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Welfare Day   Welfare Day EmptyMon Feb 25, 2013 9:17 pm

thatsright
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PostSubject: Re: Welfare Day   Welfare Day EmptyMon Feb 25, 2013 10:22 pm

hell i want a job like that lol
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PostSubject: Re: Welfare Day   Welfare Day EmptyMon Feb 25, 2013 10:24 pm

roflmao
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PostSubject: Re: Welfare Day   Welfare Day EmptyTue Feb 26, 2013 11:53 am

ownedsm
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PostSubject: Re: Welfare Day   Welfare Day EmptyTue Feb 26, 2013 7:10 pm

roflmao
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