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Woodtick SSXSRider Member
Number of posts : 3254 Registration date : 2008-11-15 Age : 74 Location : Wood County West Virginia
| Subject: Simple Truth's Mon Apr 08, 2013 11:01 am | |
| SIMPLE TRUTH 1 Lovers help each other undress before sex.
However after sex, they always dress on their own.
Moral of the story: In life, no one helps you once you're screwed.
SIMPLE TRUTH 2
When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch the stomach and say, "Congrats". But, none of them come and touch the man's penis and say, "Good job".
Moral of the story: "Hard work is never appreciated."
FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE
1. Money cannot buy happiness, but it's more comfortable to cry in a Corvette than on a bicycle.
2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the ass-hole's name.
3. If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you when they're in trouble again.
4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.
5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then neither does milk.
Bonus: Condoms don't guarantee safe sex. A friend of mine was wearing one, when he was shot by the woman's husband.
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DrMud SSXSRider Member
Number of posts : 309 Registration date : 2012-12-02 Age : 62 Location : Metropolis, IL
| Subject: Re: Simple Truth's Mon Apr 08, 2013 11:05 am | |
| Here is another, from my great uncle,
Life is like a dick, hard to beat when soft, and you usually are going to get screwed when hard. | |
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firepup SSXSRider Member
Number of posts : 374 Registration date : 2010-01-28 Age : 63 Location : Marysville, Ohio
| Subject: Re: Simple Truth's Mon Apr 08, 2013 12:56 pm | |
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GunRunner SSXSRider Member
Number of posts : 5296 Registration date : 2008-01-22 Age : 70 Location : North Georgia,
| Subject: Re: Simple Truth's Mon Apr 08, 2013 1:03 pm | |
| And dont forget these; "No good deed goes unpunished" " Old and Treacherous will beat youth and skill any day" | |
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Baditude SSXSRider Member
Number of posts : 1132 Registration date : 2010-06-17 Age : 57 Location : Indianapolis, IN
| Subject: Re: Simple Truth's Mon Apr 08, 2013 2:31 pm | |
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BluDevil SSXSRider Member
Number of posts : 531 Registration date : 2013-03-01 Age : 39 Location : Metcalfe, KY
| Subject: Re: Simple Truth's Mon Apr 08, 2013 7:23 pm | |
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Goose SSXSRider Member
Number of posts : 2971 Registration date : 2010-03-15 Age : 75 Location : Barnesville, Ga.
| Subject: Re: Simple Truth's Mon Apr 08, 2013 7:39 pm | |
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Gimpy SSXSRider Member
Number of posts : 7708 Registration date : 2009-10-01 Location : Louisville, KY
| Subject: Re: Simple Truth's Mon Apr 08, 2013 9:11 pm | |
| Old age = dry dreams and wet farts. | |
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MIKE_D SSXSRider Member
Number of posts : 1322 Registration date : 2013-02-11 Age : 44 Location : Russell Springs, KY
| Subject: Re: Simple Truth's Mon Apr 08, 2013 9:34 pm | |
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wvregulators SSXSRider Member
Number of posts : 825 Registration date : 2012-10-27 Age : 63 Location : Indianapolis. and West Virginia
| Subject: Re: Simple Truth's Mon Apr 08, 2013 10:58 pm | |
| those are rules to live by | |
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bush SSXSRider Staff
Number of posts : 6141 Registration date : 2008-06-06 Age : 40 Location : Castlewood VA
| Subject: Re: Simple Truth's Tue Apr 09, 2013 3:17 am | |
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Number of posts : 2087 Registration date : 2010-01-05 Age : 67 Location : BLANCHESTER,OH
| Subject: Re: Simple Truth's Tue Apr 09, 2013 6:58 am | |
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