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PostSubject: Simple Truth's   Simple Truth's EmptyMon Apr 08, 2013 11:01 am

SIMPLE TRUTH 1
Lovers help each other undress before sex.

However after sex, they always dress on their own.

Moral of the story: In life, no one helps you once you're screwed.


SIMPLE TRUTH 2

When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch the stomach and say, "Congrats".
But, none of them come and touch the man's penis and say, "Good job".

Moral of the story: "Hard work is never appreciated."


FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE

1. Money cannot buy happiness, but it's more comfortable to cry in a Corvette than on a bicycle.

2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the ass-hole's name.

3. If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you when they're in trouble again.

4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.

5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then neither does milk.

Bonus: Condoms don't guarantee safe sex. A friend of mine was wearing one, when he was shot by the woman's husband.
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PostSubject: Re: Simple Truth's   Simple Truth's EmptyMon Apr 08, 2013 11:05 am

Here is another, from my great uncle,

Life is like a dick, hard to beat when soft, and you usually are going to get screwed when hard.
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PostSubject: Re: Simple Truth's   Simple Truth's EmptyMon Apr 08, 2013 12:56 pm

roflmao thatsright
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PostSubject: Re: Simple Truth's   Simple Truth's EmptyMon Apr 08, 2013 1:03 pm

And dont forget these; "No good deed goes unpunished"
" Old and Treacherous will beat youth and skill any day"
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PostSubject: Re: Simple Truth's   Simple Truth's EmptyMon Apr 08, 2013 2:31 pm

good stuff
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PostSubject: Re: Simple Truth's   Simple Truth's EmptyMon Apr 08, 2013 7:23 pm

roflmao
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PostSubject: Re: Simple Truth's   Simple Truth's EmptyMon Apr 08, 2013 7:39 pm

Yep
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PostSubject: Re: Simple Truth's   Simple Truth's EmptyMon Apr 08, 2013 9:11 pm

Old age = dry dreams and wet farts.
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PostSubject: Re: Simple Truth's   Simple Truth's EmptyMon Apr 08, 2013 9:34 pm

roflmao
Gimpy wrote:
Old age = dry dreams and wet farts.

Simple Truth's 13435 thatsright lol! roflmao
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PostSubject: Re: Simple Truth's   Simple Truth's EmptyMon Apr 08, 2013 10:58 pm

those are rules to live by roflmao
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PostSubject: Re: Simple Truth's   Simple Truth's EmptyTue Apr 09, 2013 3:17 am

Simple Truth's 13435
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PostSubject: Re: Simple Truth's   Simple Truth's EmptyTue Apr 09, 2013 6:58 am

roflmao Simple Truth's 13435
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