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PostSubject: Amazingly Simple Home Remedies   Amazingly Simple Home Remedies EmptyTue Apr 29, 2008 5:09 pm

*AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES*


1. IF YOU'RE CHOKING ON AN ICE CUBE, SIMPLY POUR A CUP OF
BOILING WATER DOWN YOUR THROAT. PRESTO! THE BLOCKAGE



WILl INSTANTLY REMOVE ITSELF.

2. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY



GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU


CHOP.

3. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE



TOILET SEAT - USE THE SINK.

4. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF
AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE



ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER.

5. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL
PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP



AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.

6. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES.
THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.

7. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF
IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T
MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.

8. REMEMBER - EVERYONE SEEMS
NORMAL UNTIL YOU GET TO


KNOW THEM.

9. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN
ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.
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PostSubject: Re: Amazingly Simple Home Remedies   Amazingly Simple Home Remedies EmptyTue Apr 29, 2008 5:17 pm

Razz lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Amazingly Simple Home Remedies   Amazingly Simple Home Remedies EmptyTue Apr 29, 2008 5:25 pm

# 9 is my favorite lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Amazingly Simple Home Remedies   Amazingly Simple Home Remedies EmptySat May 03, 2008 11:42 am

lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Amazingly Simple Home Remedies   Amazingly Simple Home Remedies EmptyMon May 05, 2008 7:23 pm

broknbonz wrote:
# 9 is my favorite lol!

#7 Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Amazingly Simple Home Remedies   Amazingly Simple Home Remedies EmptyMon May 05, 2008 9:16 pm

lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Amazingly Simple Home Remedies   Amazingly Simple Home Remedies EmptyTue May 06, 2008 6:55 am

#6 IS MY FAVORITE :silent:
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