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Gimpy SSXSRider Member
Number of posts : 7708 Registration date : 2009-10-01 Location : Louisville, KY
| Subject: New Church Members Mon Jun 03, 2013 10:14 pm | |
| Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church. The minister said that they would have to go without sex for two weeks and then come back and tell him how it went.The first couple was retired, the second couple was middle-aged and the final couple was newlywed.Two weeks went by, and the couples returned to the minister. The retired couple said it was no problem at all. The middle-aged couple said it was tough for the first week, but after that, it was no problem. The newlyweds said it was fine until she dropped the can of paint."Can of PAINT!" exclaimed the minister."Yeah," said the newlywed man. "She dropped the can and when she bent over to pick it up I had to have her right there and then. Lust took over."The minister just shook his head and said that they were not welcome in the church."That's okay," said the man. "We're not welcome in Home Depot either."
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MIKE_D SSXSRider Member
Number of posts : 1322 Registration date : 2013-02-11 Age : 44 Location : Russell Springs, KY
| Subject: Re: New Church Members Mon Jun 03, 2013 10:41 pm | |
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muddy-one SSXSRider Member
Number of posts : 547 Registration date : 2009-09-20 Age : 60 Location : Holladay, Tn
| Subject: Re: New Church Members Tue Jun 04, 2013 6:58 am | |
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Goose SSXSRider Member
Number of posts : 2971 Registration date : 2010-03-15 Age : 75 Location : Barnesville, Ga.
| Subject: Re: New Church Members Tue Jun 04, 2013 8:15 am | |
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CatMostFeared SSXSRider Member
Number of posts : 1827 Registration date : 2010-08-25 Age : 55 Location : Crestwood,Ky
| Subject: Re: New Church Members Tue Jun 04, 2013 7:54 pm | |
| Im going to home depot | |
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DrMud SSXSRider Member
Number of posts : 309 Registration date : 2012-12-02 Age : 62 Location : Metropolis, IL
| Subject: Re: New Church Members Tue Jun 04, 2013 10:25 pm | |
| Yeah, I can remember those years. | |
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MarkM SSXSRider Member
Number of posts : 503 Registration date : 2009-04-19 Age : 55 Location : Pinch, WV
| Subject: Re: New Church Members Wed Jun 05, 2013 8:05 am | |
| Lawn & Garden dept. in the offseason. Just sayin....... | |
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Baditude SSXSRider Member
Number of posts : 1132 Registration date : 2010-06-17 Age : 57 Location : Indianapolis, IN
| Subject: Re: New Church Members Wed Jun 05, 2013 9:36 am | |
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Dean SSXSRider Member
Number of posts : 1210 Registration date : 2010-12-18 Age : 53 Location : Jackson, Ky
| Subject: Re: New Church Members Wed Jun 05, 2013 8:06 pm | |
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BIG D 57 SSXSRider Member
Number of posts : 2087 Registration date : 2010-01-05 Age : 67 Location : BLANCHESTER,OH
| Subject: Re: New Church Members Fri Jun 07, 2013 3:00 pm | |
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billybob
Number of posts : 187 Registration date : 2013-02-22 Age : 67 Location : middle tenn.
| Subject: Re: New Church Members Sat Jun 08, 2013 10:17 pm | |
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