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PostSubject: The Jack Ass   The Jack Ass EmptyMon Jun 24, 2013 9:32 pm

Barack Obama was touring the countryside in his chauffeur-driven limo.
Suddenly, a donkey jumps out onto the road, they hit it full on and the car comes to a stop.

Obama says to the chauffeur: 'You get out and check, you were driving.'
The chauffeur gets out, checks and reports that the animal is dead.

'You were driving; go and tell the farmer,' says Obama.

Hours later, the chauffeur returns totally plastered, hair ruffled with a big grin on his face.
'My god, what happened to you?' asks Obama.

The chauffeur replies: 'When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of whiskey, the wife gave me a slap-up meal and the daughter
made love to me.'

'What on earth did you say to them?' asks Obama.

'I knocked on the door, and when it was answered, I said to them, 'I'm
Barack Obama's chauffeur and I've just killed the jackass.
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PostSubject: Re: The Jack Ass   The Jack Ass EmptyMon Jun 24, 2013 10:22 pm

roflmao
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PostSubject: Re: The Jack Ass   The Jack Ass EmptyMon Jun 24, 2013 10:53 pm

sweeeeeeeeeeeeeet!!!
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PostSubject: Re: The Jack Ass   The Jack Ass EmptyTue Jun 25, 2013 6:47 am

cheers
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PostSubject: Re: The Jack Ass   The Jack Ass EmptyTue Jun 25, 2013 10:51 am

Lol
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PostSubject: Re: The Jack Ass   The Jack Ass EmptyTue Jun 25, 2013 11:33 am

roflmao
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PostSubject: Re: The Jack Ass   The Jack Ass EmptyTue Jun 25, 2013 2:15 pm

roflmao
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