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Gimpy SSXSRider Member
Number of posts : 7708 Registration date : 2009-10-01 Location : Louisville, KY
| Subject: Who is Jack Schitt Thu Aug 15, 2013 9:10 pm | |
| Who is Jack Schitt you ask? The lineage is finally revealed. Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says " you don't know jack schitt." Now you can intellectually handle the situation. Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O Schitt, the owner of kneedeep N. Schitt, Inc. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt,Giva Schitt,Bull Schitt, and the twins, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' wishes, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.
Noe Schitt later married Mr. Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock. Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a nervous son, Chicken Schitt.
Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout their childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens wedding. The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg,Byrd, and Horse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son left home to tour the world, and recently returned from Italy with his new bride, Pisa Schitt.
So now when someone says, "you don't know Jack Schitt", you can correct them.
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pushrod 1 SSXSRider Member
Number of posts : 510 Registration date : 2011-12-19 Age : 73 Location : donnellson IA.
| Subject: Re: Who is Jack Schitt Thu Aug 15, 2013 9:26 pm | |
| that's sum good schitt rite there. | |
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BluDevil SSXSRider Member
Number of posts : 531 Registration date : 2013-03-01 Age : 39 Location : Metcalfe, KY
| Subject: Re: Who is Jack Schitt Thu Aug 15, 2013 9:41 pm | |
| whata bout holy schitt? he was a preacher. | |
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DrMud SSXSRider Member
Number of posts : 309 Registration date : 2012-12-02 Age : 62 Location : Metropolis, IL
| Subject: Re: Who is Jack Schitt Fri Aug 16, 2013 1:19 pm | |
| And the older one, Same Ole Schitt. | |
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DirtDawber SSXSRider Member
Number of posts : 4094 Registration date : 2009-02-24 Location : Originally Joined June 2008 - Hazard Ky
| Subject: Re: Who is Jack Schitt Fri Aug 16, 2013 1:30 pm | |
| Wada Loda Schitt. | |
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BIG D 57 SSXSRider Member
Number of posts : 2087 Registration date : 2010-01-05 Age : 67 Location : BLANCHESTER,OH
| Subject: Re: Who is Jack Schitt Fri Aug 16, 2013 2:40 pm | |
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ohsresq SSXSRider Member
Number of posts : 1753 Registration date : 2010-10-25 Age : 51 Location : Dayton,Ohio
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Goose SSXSRider Member
Number of posts : 2971 Registration date : 2010-03-15 Age : 75 Location : Barnesville, Ga.
| Subject: Re: Who is Jack Schitt Fri Aug 16, 2013 6:03 pm | |
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DrMud SSXSRider Member
Number of posts : 309 Registration date : 2012-12-02 Age : 62 Location : Metropolis, IL
| Subject: Re: Who is Jack Schitt Sun Aug 18, 2013 9:03 pm | |
| I have been thinking about the Schitt family this weekend while riding horses, and realized that most of us that spend a lot of time outdoors have heard of the two brothers, Goin Schitt and Taken A. Schitt and there cousin Tuff Schitt not to be confused with the second Cousin Tuff Schitt Sherlock, and then one begins to wonder were do all of these Schitts meet when they get togethor...........
wait for it.........
think about it.......
you guessed it ......
the Schitt house. | |
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Gimpy SSXSRider Member
Number of posts : 7708 Registration date : 2009-10-01 Location : Louisville, KY
| Subject: Re: Who is Jack Schitt Sun Aug 18, 2013 9:46 pm | |
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bush SSXSRider Staff
Number of posts : 6141 Registration date : 2008-06-06 Age : 40 Location : Castlewood VA
| Subject: Re: Who is Jack Schitt Mon Aug 19, 2013 1:45 am | |
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