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PostSubject: Who is Jack Schitt   Who is Jack Schitt EmptyThu Aug 15, 2013 9:10 pm

Who is Jack Schitt you ask? The lineage is finally revealed. Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says " you don't know jack schitt." Now you can intellectually handle the situation. Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O Schitt, the owner of kneedeep N. Schitt, Inc. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt,Giva Schitt,Bull Schitt, and the twins, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' wishes, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.

Noe Schitt later married Mr. Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock. Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a nervous son, Chicken Schitt.

Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout their childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens wedding. The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg,Byrd, and Horse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son left home to tour the world, and recently returned from Italy with his new bride, Pisa Schitt.

So now when someone says, "you don't know Jack Schitt", you can correct them.
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PostSubject: Re: Who is Jack Schitt   Who is Jack Schitt EmptyThu Aug 15, 2013 9:26 pm

that's sum good schitt rite there.
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PostSubject: Re: Who is Jack Schitt   Who is Jack Schitt EmptyThu Aug 15, 2013 9:41 pm

whata bout holy schitt? he was a preacher.
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PostSubject: Re: Who is Jack Schitt   Who is Jack Schitt EmptyFri Aug 16, 2013 1:19 pm

And the older one, Same Ole Schitt.
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PostSubject: Re: Who is Jack Schitt   Who is Jack Schitt EmptyFri Aug 16, 2013 1:30 pm

roflmao 
Wada Loda Schitt.
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PostSubject: Re: Who is Jack Schitt   Who is Jack Schitt EmptyFri Aug 16, 2013 2:40 pm

roflmao roflmao roflmao  after this week that was just ##$$%^&& funy
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PostSubject: Re: Who is Jack Schitt   Who is Jack Schitt EmptyFri Aug 16, 2013 5:25 pm

roflmao roflmao I think I just schipped my pants laughin
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PostSubject: Re: Who is Jack Schitt   Who is Jack Schitt EmptyFri Aug 16, 2013 6:03 pm

cheers scratch 
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PostSubject: Re: Who is Jack Schitt   Who is Jack Schitt EmptySun Aug 18, 2013 9:03 pm

I have been thinking about the Schitt family this weekend while riding horses, and realized that most of us that spend a lot of time outdoors have heard of the two brothers, Goin Schitt and Taken A. Schitt and there cousin Tuff Schitt not to be confused with the second Cousin Tuff Schitt Sherlock, and then one begins to wonder were do all of these Schitts meet when they get togethor...........

wait for it.........



think about it.......



you guessed it ......

the Schitt house.
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PostSubject: Re: Who is Jack Schitt   Who is Jack Schitt EmptySun Aug 18, 2013 9:46 pm

DrMud wrote:
I have been thinking about the Schitt family this weekend while riding horses, and realized that most of us that spend a lot of time outdoors have heard of the two brothers, Goin Schitt and Taken A. Schitt and there cousin Tuff Schitt not to be confused with the second Cousin Tuff Schitt Sherlock, and then one begins to wonder were do all of these Schitts meet when they get togethor...........

wait for it.........



think about it.......



you guessed it ......

the Schitt house.
poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo  house
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PostSubject: Re: Who is Jack Schitt   Who is Jack Schitt EmptyMon Aug 19, 2013 1:45 am

lol! lol! roflmao 
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