Two medical students were walking along the street when they
> saw an old man Walking with his legs spread apart. He was
> stiff-legged and walking slowly.
>
> One student said to his friend:
> "I'm sure that poor old man has Peltry Syndrome.
> Those people walk just like that."
>
> The other student says:
> "No, I don't think so. The old man surely has Zovitzki
> Syndrome. He walks slowly and his legs are apart, just as we
> learned in class."
>
> Since they couldn't agree they decided to ask the old man.
> They approached him And one of the students said to him,
> "We're medical students and couldn't help
> But notice the way you walk, but we couldn't agree on the
> syndrome you might have. Could you tell us what it is?"
>
> The old man said,
> "I'll tell you, but first you tell me what you two fine
> medical students think."
>
> The first student said, "I think it's Peltry Syndrome."
>
> The old man said, "You thought - but you are wrong."
>
>
> The other student said, "I think you have Zovitzki
> Syndrome."
>
> The old man said, "You thought - but you are wrong."
>
>
> So they asked him, "Well, old timer, what do you have?"
>
>
> The old man said,
> "I thought it was GAS - but I too was wrong!"
Never trust a fart!