A Jew and an Arab go into a bakery.
The Arab steals 2 pastries and puts them in his pocket. He says to the Jew,
"See how good I am? The owner didn't see anything!"
The Jew says to the Arab, "I am going to show you there is nobody better than a Jew."
He goes to the owner and says, "Give me a pastry and I will show you a magic trick.''
Intrigued, the owner accepts and gives him a pastry.
The Jew swallowsIt and ask for another one.
The owner gives him another one and the Jew swallows it also.
The owner is starting to wonder where the magic trick is and says,
"What did you do with the pastry?
The Jew answers "Look in the Arab's pocket."
