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 Best Dog Joke Ever???

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Woodtick
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PostSubject: Best Dog Joke Ever???   Best Dog Joke Ever??? EmptyWed Nov 13, 2013 9:43 am


Nancy Pelosi called Harry Reid
into her office one day and said, "Harry,
I have a plan to win back Middle America in 2014!"

"Great Nancy, but how?" asked Harry.

"We'll get some cheesy clothes and shoes,
like most Middle Class Americans wear,
then stop at the pound and
pick up a Labrador retriever.

Then, we'll go to a nice old country bar
in Montana and show them how much
admiration and respect we have for
the hard working people living there."

So they did, and found just the place
they were looking for in Bozeman , Montana.

With the dog in tow, they walked
inside and stepped up to the bar.

The Bartender took a step back and said,
"Hey! Aren't you Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi?"

"Yes we are!" said Nancy,
"And what a lovely town you have here.
We were passing through and Harry
suggested we stop and take in some local color."

They ordered a round of
bourbon for the whole bar,
and started chatting up a storm
with anyone who would listen.

A few minutes later, a grizzled old rancher came in,
walked up to the Labrador, lifted up its tail, looked
underneath, shrugged his shoulders and walked out.

A few moments later, in came another old rancher.
He walked up to the dog,
lifted up its tail, looked underneath,
scratched his head and left the bar.

For the next hour, another
dozen ranchers came in,
lifted the dog's tail,
and left shaking their heads.

Finally, Nancy asked,
"Why did all those old ranchers
come in and look under the dog's tail?
Is it some sort of custom?"

"Lord no," said the bartender.
"Someone's out there running around town,
claiming there's a Labrador Retriever
in here with two assholes!"
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Gimpy
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PostSubject: Re: Best Dog Joke Ever???   Best Dog Joke Ever??? EmptyWed Nov 13, 2013 7:28 pm

thatsright roflmao roflmao roflmao roflmao 
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BIG D 57
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Age : 67
Location : BLANCHESTER,OH

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PostSubject: Re: Best Dog Joke Ever???   Best Dog Joke Ever??? EmptyWed Nov 13, 2013 7:30 pm

ownedsm roflmao roflmao roflmao roflmao 
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pit dog
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PostSubject: Re: Best Dog Joke Ever???   Best Dog Joke Ever??? EmptyWed Nov 13, 2013 11:05 pm

roflmao roflmao roflmao 
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PostSubject: Re: Best Dog Joke Ever???   Best Dog Joke Ever??? EmptyThu Nov 14, 2013 6:42 am

Yes yes yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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