A Muslim immigrant

A Muslim immigrant goes to the doctor and says "I feel terrible."

The doctor examines him and then says:

"You need to poop in a bucket for a week,
throw in a dead fish and a rotting cabbage.

Put a towel over your head and inhale the vapors for three days."

The Muslim does this and goes back to the doctor and says

"I feel wonderful! what was wrong with me?"

The doctor replied, "You were homesick."

   

  

......now go home.