I was walking through the mall in Chicago and I saw that there was a
> "Muslim Book Store." I was wondering what exactly was in a Muslim bookstore
> so I went in.
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> As I was wandering around taking a look, the clerk stopped me and asked if
> he could help me.
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> I imagine I didn't look like his normal clientele, so I asked, “Do you
> have a copy of Donald Trump's book on his U.S. Immigration Policy regarding
> Muslims and illegal Mexicans?"
>
> The clerk said, "Screw you, get out and stay out!"
> I said, "Yes that's the one," Do you have it in paperback?
