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Woodtick
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PostSubject: A GREAT Line   A GREAT Line EmptySun Jun 28, 2015 11:32 am


On his TV show, You Bet Your Life, Groucho chatted up the contestants to give them a chance to say the magic word, which would get them an extra $50. Sounds paltry right now.

Anyhow, he had on a man and a woman. He chatted with the lady for a few minutes and she did not say the magic word so he turned to the man and asked him his name.

Contestant: "Colonel Wilberforce Maccabee."

Groucho: "A kernel, eh? I thought a kernel was the inside of a nut." Audience howls.

Groucho: "So, are you married, Colonel? Do you have a family?"

Contestant: "Yes, Groucho. I have a beautiful wife and 17 beautiful children."

Groucho: "Seventeen children??? How do you account for that?"

Contestant" Well, Groucho, I love my wife."

Groucho: "Well, I love my cigar but I take it out sometimes."

The audience wept.
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Gimpy
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PostSubject: Re: A GREAT Line   A GREAT Line EmptySun Jun 28, 2015 9:10 pm

thatsright roflmao
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PostSubject: Re: A GREAT Line   A GREAT Line EmptySun Jun 28, 2015 9:13 pm

roflmao
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wbetheajr
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PostSubject: Re: A GREAT Line   A GREAT Line EmptyFri Jul 03, 2015 4:19 pm

lol!
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