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 WHAT PART OF YOUR BODY GOES TO HEAVEN FIRST?

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Woodtick
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The nun teaching Sunday School was speaking to her class and asked the question, 'When you die and go to Heaven, which part of your body do you think goes first?

Suzy raised her hand and said, 'I think it's your hands.'
'Why do you think it's your hands, Suzy?'

Suzy replied, 'Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you and God just takes your hands first.’

'What a wonderful answer Suzy!' the nun said.

Little Johnny raised his hand and said 'Sister, I think it's your feet.’

The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face and reluctantly asked, 'Now Johnny, why do you think it would be your feet?'

Little Johnny said, 'Well, I walked into my Mommy and Daddy's bedroom the other night and Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she was saying, 'Oh God, I'm coming'. I gotta tell you, that if my Dad hadn't pinned her down, we'd have lost her.'

The Nun fainted.
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