GREAT NEWS !!!!!
I just figured it out: I am a Seenager. (Senior teenager) I have everything that I wanted as a teenager. I don't have to go to school or work. I get an allowance (Social Security and a pension). I have my own pad. I don't have a curfew. I have a driver's license (so far) and my own car. I have ID that gets me into bars and the Beer Store. The people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant..
Life is great !!!
We have so much for which to be thankful.