WVU Joke...I figured this might make some of you all laugh...if U hadn't heard of it before

One day in Mrs. Wilson's 1st grade class she was asking her students what their parents did, and as expected most of their parents were doctors or lawyers, then she got to little jimmy...She said jimmy what does your parents do, He said well my mom she stays at home and my dad...well my dad dances downtown at one of those strip clubs and he gets extra money going around back with his clients....So after Mrs. Wilson was finished asking everyone what their parents did she sent them on to recess and asked little jimmy to stay after...so after everyone was gone she said jimmy is that really what your dad does?...He said no...my dad is the headcoach for the university of michigan wolverine football team!!!

You could sub in the UK fart there too!