An 80 year old man went to the doctor for a check up and the doctor
was
amazed at what good shape the guy was in.
The doctor asked, "To what do you attribute your good health?"
The old timer said, "I'm a turkey hunter and that's why I'm in such
good
shape. I'm up well before daylight and out chasing turkeys up and
down the
mountains."
The doctor said, "Well, I'm sure that helps, but there has got to be
more to
it. How old was your dad when he died?"
The old timer said, "Who said my dad's dead?"
The doctor said, "You mean you're 80 years old and your dad's still
alive?
How old is he?"
The old timer said, "He's 100 yrs old and in fact he hunted turkey
with me
this morning, and that's why he's still alive... he's a turkey
hunter."
The doctor said, "Well, that's great, but I'm sure there's more to
it. How
about your dad's dad? How old was he when he died?"
The old timer said, "Who said my grandpa's dead?"
The doctor said, "You mean you're 80 years old and your
grandfather's still
living! How old is he?"
The old timer said, "He's 118 yrs old."
The doctor was getting frustrated at this point and said, "I guess
he went
turkey hunting with you this morning too?"
The old timer said, "No... Grandpa couldn't go this morning because
he got
married."
The Doctor said in amazement, "Got married!! Why would a
118-year-old guy
want to get married?"
The old timer said, "Who said he wanted to?"
