The Postal Services created a stamp with a picture of President Obama..
The stamp was not sticking to envelopes.
This enraged the President, who demanded a full investigation.
After a month of testing and $1.73 million in congressional spending, a special Presidential commission presented the following findings:
The stamp is in perfect order.
There is nothing wrong with the adhesive.
People were spitting on the wrong side.
A politician will never provide a service for you cheaper than you can do it yourself.
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large numbers!
