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Woodtick
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PostSubject: Wednesday Funny X2:   Wednesday Funny X2: EmptyWed Aug 12, 2009 9:55 pm

Think about this:
1. Cows
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments


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COWS
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, bor n in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are
unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around
our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.

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THE CONSTITUTION
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq ... Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.

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THE 10 COMMANDMENTS


The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse or Congress is this --you cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal' 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians ... it creates a hostile work environment.
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