SouthernSxSRiders
Would you like to react to this message? Create an account in a few clicks or log in to continue.


Most come for the information and opportunity. Most stay for the friendships that are formed. Welcome!


 
GalleryHomePortalLatest imagesRegisterLog in

 

 Morning sex....

Go down 
+4
roadiestar
cajuncoot
wvyankee2
2Slow4U
8 posters
AuthorMessage
2Slow4U
SSXSRider Member
2Slow4U


Number of posts : 1657
Registration date : 2009-05-18
Age : 72
Location : Sevierville, Tennessee

Morning sex.... Empty
PostSubject: Morning sex....   Morning sex.... EmptySun Nov 15, 2009 9:51 am

MORNING SEX

She was standing in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast, wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.

As I walked in almost awake, she turned and said softly,'you've got to make love to me this very moment.'

My eyes lit up and I thought, 'I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day.'

Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she said, 'Thanks,' and returned to the stove, her 'T' shirt still around her neck.

A little puzzled, I asked, 'What was that all about?'

She explained, 'The egg timer's broken.'
Back to top Go down
http://www.simpletractors.com
wvyankee2
SSXSRider Member
wvyankee2


Number of posts : 10321
Registration date : 2008-01-22
Age : 64
Location : Mohave County, Arizona

Morning sex.... Empty
PostSubject: Re: Morning sex....   Morning sex.... EmptySun Nov 15, 2009 11:14 am

And I would never let her buy another. roflmao
Back to top Go down
cajuncoot
SSXSRider Member
cajuncoot


Number of posts : 3773
Registration date : 2008-03-25
Age : 65
Location : new carlisle ohio

Morning sex.... Empty
PostSubject: Re: Morning sex....   Morning sex.... EmptySun Nov 15, 2009 11:16 am

around here my egg would be raw
Back to top Go down
wvyankee2
SSXSRider Member
wvyankee2


Number of posts : 10321
Registration date : 2008-01-22
Age : 64
Location : Mohave County, Arizona

Morning sex.... Empty
PostSubject: Re: Morning sex....   Morning sex.... EmptySun Nov 15, 2009 11:16 am

uplaugh
Back to top Go down
roadiestar

roadiestar


Number of posts : 842
Registration date : 2008-01-25
Age : 104
Location : Obama land USSR

Morning sex.... Empty
PostSubject: Re: Morning sex....   Morning sex.... EmptySun Nov 15, 2009 12:21 pm

cajuncoot wrote:
around here my egg would be raw
roflmao allright
Back to top Go down
Big-R
SSXSRider Staff
Big-R


Number of posts : 16074
Registration date : 2008-02-26
Age : 51
Location : Louisville,Ky

Morning sex.... Empty
PostSubject: Re: Morning sex....   Morning sex.... EmptySun Nov 15, 2009 3:23 pm

wvyankee2 wrote:
And I would never let her buy another. roflmao

True That!!!!!

cajuncoot wrote:
around here my egg would be raw
Mine stays in the frig!!!!!!!!!!
Back to top Go down
CaptMorgansgirl
SSXSRider Member
CaptMorgansgirl


Number of posts : 1573
Registration date : 2008-07-30
Age : 51
Location : Scott Depot, West Virginia

Morning sex.... Empty
PostSubject: Re: Morning sex....   Morning sex.... EmptySun Nov 15, 2009 9:16 pm

roflmao
Back to top Go down
ridepate
SSXSRider Staff
ridepate


Number of posts : 6409
Registration date : 2009-04-23
Age : 64
Location : 1st join date- 1/22/2008- North Ga.

Morning sex.... Empty
PostSubject: Re: Morning sex....   Morning sex.... EmptySun Nov 15, 2009 9:42 pm

Humm another angle..................I'll let Ya'll know........... Wink
Back to top Go down
Vdigger

Vdigger


Number of posts : 3
Registration date : 2009-12-03
Age : 54
Location : Knoxville

Morning sex.... Empty
PostSubject: Re: Morning sex....   Morning sex.... EmptyThu Dec 03, 2009 11:19 am

Hello... Not another one! roflmao
Back to top Go down
 
Morning sex....
Back to top 
Page 1 of 1
 Similar topics
-
» Had a visitor this morning
» sun morning ride
» Good morning to you!
» Brimstone in the morning
» Your morning smile.

Permissions in this forum:You cannot reply to topics in this forum
SouthernSxSRiders :: General :: The Comedy Zone-
Jump to: