'Bubba & Cooter's Book of Sure-fire Pick-up Lines

1) Did you fart?
cuz you just blew me away.

2) Are yer parents
retarded?
cuz ya sure are special.

3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea
.
I can't hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card?
cuz I'd like
to sign you out

5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
cuz I can see
myself in em.

6) If you was a tree & I was a Squirrel,
I'd store
my nuts in yer hole.

7) You might not be the best lookin girl
here,
but beauty's only a light switch away.

Cool

I know I'm not no Fred
Flintstone,
but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

9) Yer eyes are as blue
as window cleaner.

10) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin,
we kin
sleep til afternoon.

AND.. the best for last!

11) Yer face reminds
me of a wrench,
every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up

Woodtick wrote:: 5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
cuz I can see
myself in em.

Those were ALL GOOD, but the above quoted is my fav Exclamation

all good but i use #7 alot! lol!

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