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wvyankee2
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Woodtick
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Woodtick


Number of posts : 3254
Registration date : 2008-11-15
Age : 74
Location : Wood County West Virginia

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PostSubject: Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?   Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner? EmptyFri Feb 19, 2010 8:10 pm

Here is a little test that will help you decide.

The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife
and two small children.
Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife
comes around the corner , locks eyes with you,
screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the
knife, and charges at you.
You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot.
You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What
do you do?
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THINK CAREFULLY AND THEN SCROLL DOWN:








Democrat's Answer :

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire
him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock
the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the gun have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind
of message does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be
content just to wound me?
If I wer e to grab his knees and hold on, could my
family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and
make this happier, healthier street that would
discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with
some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.
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Republican's Answer:


BANG!
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Southerner's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BA NG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! Click
Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the
Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?'
Son: 'Can I shoot the next one!'
Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!
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wvyankee2
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wvyankee2


Number of posts : 10321
Registration date : 2008-01-22
Age : 64
Location : Mohave County, Arizona

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PostSubject: Re: Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?   Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner? EmptyFri Feb 19, 2010 9:37 pm

roflmao
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Mud-and-Guts
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Mud-and-Guts


Number of posts : 1839
Registration date : 2008-09-22
Age : 45
Location : celina,tn

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PostSubject: Re: Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?   Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner? EmptyFri Feb 19, 2010 11:52 pm

.45........ That's what I pack........ ownedsm
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Hollon
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Hollon


Number of posts : 1427
Registration date : 2009-06-13
Age : 63
Location : changes frequently

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PostSubject: Re: Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?   Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner? EmptySat Feb 20, 2010 8:04 am

Well that settles it. I'm SOUTHERN !!
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cajuncoot
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Number of posts : 3773
Registration date : 2008-03-25
Age : 65
Location : new carlisle ohio

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PostSubject: Re: Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?   Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner? EmptySat Feb 20, 2010 9:02 am

125% SOUTHERN!!
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CaptMorgansgirl
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Number of posts : 1573
Registration date : 2008-07-30
Age : 51
Location : Scott Depot, West Virginia

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PostSubject: Re: Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?   Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner? EmptySun Feb 21, 2010 2:16 pm

lol!
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