Woodtick SSXSRider Member
Number of posts : 3254 Registration date : 2008-11-15 Age : 74 Location : Wood County West Virginia
| Subject: Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner? Fri Feb 19, 2010 8:10 pm | |
| Here is a little test that will help you decide.
The answer can be found by posing the following question:
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner , locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do? ..........................................................
THINK CAREFULLY AND THEN SCROLL DOWN:
Democrat's Answer :
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Does the gun have appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children? Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? If I wer e to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior. This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus. ............................................................................................................
Republican's Answer:
BANG! .........................................................................................................
Southerner's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click..... (Sounds of reloading) BANG! BANG! BA NG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?' Son: 'Can I shoot the next one!' Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist! | |
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wvyankee2 SSXSRider Member
Number of posts : 10321 Registration date : 2008-01-22 Age : 64 Location : Mohave County, Arizona
| Subject: Re: Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner? Fri Feb 19, 2010 9:37 pm | |
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Mud-and-Guts SSXSRider Member
Number of posts : 1839 Registration date : 2008-09-22 Age : 45 Location : celina,tn
| Subject: Re: Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner? Fri Feb 19, 2010 11:52 pm | |
| .45........ That's what I pack........ | |
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Hollon SSXSRider Member
Number of posts : 1427 Registration date : 2009-06-13 Age : 63 Location : changes frequently
| Subject: Re: Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner? Sat Feb 20, 2010 8:04 am | |
| Well that settles it. I'm SOUTHERN !! | |
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cajuncoot SSXSRider Member
Number of posts : 3773 Registration date : 2008-03-25 Age : 65 Location : new carlisle ohio
| Subject: Re: Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner? Sat Feb 20, 2010 9:02 am | |
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CaptMorgansgirl SSXSRider Member
Number of posts : 1573 Registration date : 2008-07-30 Age : 51 Location : Scott Depot, West Virginia
| Subject: Re: Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner? Sun Feb 21, 2010 2:16 pm | |
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