Woodtick
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Age : 74
Location : Wood County West Virginia
 | | Subject: Obama and The Cowboy! Tue Mar 02, 2010 9:19 am | |
| A cowboy from Texas attends a social function where Barack Obama is
trying to gather support for his Health Plan. Once he discovers the
cowboy is from President Bush's home area, he starts to belittle him by
talking in a southern drawl and single syllable words.
As
he was doing that, he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing
around his head. The cowboy says, "Y'all havin' some problem with them
circle flies?"
Obama stopped talking and said, "Well, yes, if that's what they're called, but I've never heard of circle flies."
"Well,
sir," the cowboy replies, "Circle flies hang around ranches. They're
called circle flies because they're almost always found circling around
the back end of a horse."
"Oh," Obama replies as he goes back to rambling.
But, a moment later he stops and bluntly asks, "Are you calling me a horse's ass?"
"No, sir," the cowboy replies, "I have too much respect for the citizens of this country to call their president a horse's ass."
"That's a good thing," Obama responds and begins rambling on once more.
After a long pause, the cowboy, in his best Texas
drawl says, "Hard to fool them flies, though." | |
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Foxfire
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Age : 73
Location : Bristol, Wisconsin
| | Subject: Re: Obama and The Cowboy! Tue Mar 02, 2010 2:14 pm | |
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Gimpy
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Registration date : 2009-10-01
Location : Louisville, KY
| | Subject: Re: Obama and The Cowboy! Tue Mar 02, 2010 7:10 pm | |
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