Will you do your part?

WALK NAKED IN AMERICA DAY

Don't forget to mark your calendars.

As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim males to see any woman other than his wife naked and if he does, he must commit suicide.

So next Saturday at 1 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.

Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.

All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their houses to demonstrate their support for the women and to prove that they are not Muslim terrorist sympathizers.
Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your patriotism.

The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

God bless America !

P.S.. It is your patriotic duty to inform others. If you don't send to at least 1 person, you're a terrorist-sympathizing, lily-livered coward and are possible aiding and abetting terrorists.

Dave....I informed Claudia that she will be participating in this most important civic duty.
She is excited to do her part and is forming a neighborhood awareness committee.
I'll keep you up dated as things progress. Will be shooting vido as well, to be used on Youtube, to be see in all Arabic countries, and will post here for your approval.
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This would probably be considered unfair under the rules of engagement as written in the Geneva Convention.

Geneva who?

Awwww come on DD......you know, The Geneva Who Cares....remember

Yank wrote:

This would probably be considered unfair under the rules of engagement as written in the Geneva Convention.

You just had to bring the Geneva convention into it didnt ya.

Foxfire wrote:

Dave....I informed Claudia that she will be participating in this most important civic duty.
She is excited to do her part and is forming a neighborhood awareness committee.
I'll keep you up dated as things progress. Will be shooting vido as well, to be used on Youtube, to be see in all Arabic countries, and will post here for your approval.
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FF you are a true American!

this i gotta see... yall dont want to see the ol 'goat nekkid trust me we are friends here!!

My place is isolated, but I can go through my woods and get to Big R's neighborhood. They have lots of loyal American women there.

Two words

Girls dorm