Woodtick
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 | | Subject: Men, DO NOT cheat on Country Girls! Tue Apr 13, 2010 4:04 pm | |
| A Country wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With super-human strength, borne of fury, cutting firewood, lifting sacks of feed, and bales of hay, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door, and into the barn. She put his manhood in a vise, secured it tightly, and removed the handle. Next, she picked up an old carpenter's saw.
The banged up cheater was terrified, and hollered, "Stop! Stop! You're not gonna cut it off with that rusty saw, are you?"
The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her husband's hand and said......
"Nope....You are! I'm gonna burn down the barn!" | |
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nocerisdave
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| | Subject: Re: Men, DO NOT cheat on Country Girls! Tue Apr 13, 2010 5:36 pm | |
| Man thats a hell of a decision. | |
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Mud-and-Guts
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| | Subject: Re: Men, DO NOT cheat on Country Girls! Tue Apr 13, 2010 6:44 pm | |
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wvyankee2
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| | Subject: Re: Men, DO NOT cheat on Country Girls! Tue Apr 13, 2010 10:32 pm | |
| A womans wrath..............................  | |
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Lduke_01
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| | Subject: Re: Men, DO NOT cheat on Country Girls! Wed Apr 14, 2010 2:13 am | |
| yeah id try and saw the bolts that bolt the vice 2 the table but probably b unsuccesful and burn | |
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CaptMorgansgirl
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| | Subject: Re: Men, DO NOT cheat on Country Girls! Wed Apr 14, 2010 12:12 pm | |
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Foxfire
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| | Subject: Re: Men, DO NOT cheat on Country Girls! Wed Apr 14, 2010 8:42 pm | |
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I don't think country girls have a very good sense of humor 
