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PostSubject: Drinking with a Redneck Girl   Drinking with a Redneck Girl EmptyMon Apr 07, 2008 7:36 pm

Drinking with a Redneck Girl

A Mexican, an Arab, and a redneck girl are in the same bar.

When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In Mexico, our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice.'

Obviously The Arab, impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws it into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In the Arab World, we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either.'

The redneck girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her 45, and shoots the Mexican and the Arab. Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says, 'In America we have so man y illegal Mexicans and Arabs that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice.'



Gotta love those rednecks…
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shawnley1222
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PostSubject: Re: Drinking with a Redneck Girl   Drinking with a Redneck Girl EmptyMon Apr 07, 2008 8:00 pm

cheers cheers cheers Razz Razz Razz lol! lol! lol!
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nocerisdave
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PostSubject: Re: Drinking with a Redneck Girl   Drinking with a Redneck Girl EmptyMon Apr 07, 2008 9:11 pm

I just fell off my chair.....that was funny
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AIRBORNE
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PostSubject: Re: Drinking with a Redneck Girl   Drinking with a Redneck Girl EmptyFri May 16, 2008 9:25 am

That redneck girl wasn't from Wayne County West Virgina was she??? affraid
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wvyankee2
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PostSubject: Re: Drinking with a Redneck Girl   Drinking with a Redneck Girl EmptyFri May 16, 2008 10:04 am

Airborne LT wrote:
That redneck girl wasn't from Wayne County West Virgina was she??? affraid


Fayette County I think lol!
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