2Slow4U
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 | | Subject: The Amish Farmer Tue May 25, 2010 7:58 pm | |
| An Amish farmer, walking through his field, notices a stranger kneeling down and cupping a hand to drink from the farm pond.
The Amish farmer shouts, 'Trink das Wasser nicht. Die Kuehe haben dahin geschissen..' (Which means: 'Don't drink that water, the cows shit in it'..)
The kneeling man shouts back, angrily, 'I'm a Muslim, I don't understand you. I speak Arabic and English. If you can't speak in the sacred tongue of Islam, speak to me in English.'
The Amish farmer replies, 'Use both hands, you'll get more'. | |
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