My Building Permit, I am in the process of moving Just thought you might like to know. . . I recently applied for a permit to build a new house. It was going to be 100 ft tall and 400 ft wide with 9 turrets at various heights and windows all over the place and a loud outside entertainment sound system. It would have parking for 200 cars, and I was going to paint it snot green with titty pink trim. The City Council told me to go to hell. So I sent in the application again, but this time I called it a Mosque. Work starts on Monday.