Subject: Looking for work
A doctor from Israel says:
"In Israel the medicine is so advanced that we cut-off a man's testicles,
we put them into another man and in 6 weeks he is looking for work".
The German doctor comments:
"That´s nothing, in Germany we take part of the brain out from a person,
we put it into another person's head and in 4 weeks he is looking for
work".
A Russian doctor says:
That's nothing either. In Russia we take out half of the heart out from a
person, we put it into another person's chest and in 2 weeks he is
looking for work.
The US doctor answers immediately:
That's nothing colleagues, you are way behind us . . . . in the USA (about
a year ago) we grabbed a person with no brains, no heart and no
balls . . . . . we made him President and now the whole country is looking
for work!!!!!