You know we're in a tough recession, when...

I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

African television stations are now showing 'Sponsor an American Child' commercials.

Wives are going back to their husbands because they can't afford batteries.

I ordered a burger at Mc Donald's and the kid behind the counter asked "Can you afford fries with that?"

CEOs are now playing miniature golf.

Exxon-Mobil had to lay off 25 congressmen

My ATM gave me an IOU!

A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with penny rolls.

I saw a Mormon polygamist with only one wife.

I bought a toaster oven and it came with a free bank.

A check marked 'NSF' can refer to the bank, not the account.

McDonald's is serving the Quarter Ouncer

Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.

A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.

Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore

A picture is now only worth 200 words

Congress says they are looking into the Bernard Madoff scandal... So now the guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear. ( his name is Madoff and he *made off* with everybody's money...)

And finally I was so depressed thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, social security, retirement funds, etc. I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan, and when I tol' 'em I was suicidal they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

Sad but becoming more true. Still funny post tho.

aint that the truth !