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2Slow4U
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PostSubject: Quick thinking...   Quick thinking... EmptyMon Nov 01, 2010 10:48 pm

Never, ever underestimate the quick thinking prowess of a senior citizen.

A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership.

Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.

"Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-75, pushing the pedal even more.

Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a Florida State Trooper, blue lights flashing and siren blaring.

He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing?

I'm too old for this!" and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival.

Pulling in behind him, the trooper got out of his vehicle and walked up to the Corvette.

He looked at his watch, and then said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes, today is Friday, if you can give me a new reason for speeding -- a reason I've never before heard -- I'll let you go."

The old gentleman paused then said: "Three years ago, my wife ran off with a Florida State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back.

"Have a good day, Sir," replied the trooper.
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PostSubject: Re: Quick thinking...   Quick thinking... EmptyTue Nov 02, 2010 9:21 am

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PostSubject: Re: Quick thinking...   Quick thinking... EmptyTue Nov 02, 2010 9:23 am

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PostSubject: Re: Quick thinking...   Quick thinking... EmptyTue Nov 02, 2010 6:32 pm

i'll have to remember that opne in case i get pulled over on 75 roflmao
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PostSubject: Re: Quick thinking...   Quick thinking... EmptyTue Nov 02, 2010 9:07 pm

roflmao roflmao roflmao
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PostSubject: Re: Quick thinking...   Quick thinking... EmptyTue Nov 02, 2010 10:38 pm

roflmao roflmao roflmao
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PostSubject: Re: Quick thinking...   Quick thinking... EmptyFri Nov 05, 2010 4:50 pm

thatsright thatsright
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PostSubject: Re: Quick thinking...   Quick thinking... EmptyFri Nov 05, 2010 5:29 pm

That's the best one today! thatsright
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PostSubject: Re: Quick thinking...   Quick thinking... EmptyFri Nov 05, 2010 10:33 pm

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