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nocerisdave
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PostSubject: The parrot   The parrot EmptyThu Dec 02, 2010 8:21 pm

A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary.

Every word out of the bird's' mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to 'clean up' the bird's vocabulary.

Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even more rude. John, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed.
Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard
for over a minute.

Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and said "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and
unforgivable behavior."

John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude.

As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird spoke-up, very softly, "May I ask what the turkey did?"


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Foxfire
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PostSubject: Re: The parrot   The parrot EmptyFri Dec 03, 2010 3:05 am

Old John sure showed that Parrot, huh Dave....... roflmao roflmao
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PostSubject: Re: The parrot   The parrot EmptyFri Dec 03, 2010 7:40 am

roflmao
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PostSubject: Re: The parrot   The parrot EmptyFri Dec 03, 2010 9:45 am

roflmao
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nocerisdave
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PostSubject: Re: The parrot   The parrot EmptyFri Dec 03, 2010 8:49 pm

Foxfire wrote:
Old John sure showed that Parrot, huh Dave....... roflmao roflmao

Reverse psychology maybe??.... works on me too.
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Foxfire
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PostSubject: Re: The parrot   The parrot EmptySun Dec 05, 2010 12:51 pm

nocerisdave wrote:
Foxfire wrote:
Old John sure showed that Parrot, huh Dave....... roflmao roflmao

Reverse psychology maybe??.... works on me too.

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