Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a Biker Dude are all
walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops
out of it.
'I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes in total',
says the Genie.
The Canadian says, 'I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want
the land to be forever fertile in Canada ' POOF! With the blink of the
Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming.
Osama was amazed, so he said, 'I want a wall around Afghanistan,
Palestine, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians
can come into our precious land.'
POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall
around those countries.
The Biker says, 'I am very curious. Please tell me more about this
wall.'
The Genie explains, 'Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 5oo feet thick
and completely surrounds the country.. Nothing can get in or out; it's
virtually impenetrable.'
The Biker sits down on his Harley, cracks a beer, lites a cigar, smiles
and says,
'Fill it with water.'
I pretty much vote this my favorite email of the year....
....and Sharks. 
