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Gimpy
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Number of posts : 7708
Registration date : 2009-10-01
Location : Louisville, KY
| | Subject: New Church Members Mon Jun 03, 2013 10:14 pm | |
| Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church. The minister said that they would have to go without sex for two weeks and then come back and tell him how it went.The first couple was retired, the second couple was middle-aged and the final couple was newlywed.Two weeks went by, and the couples returned to the minister. The retired couple said it was no problem at all. The middle-aged couple said it was tough for the first week, but after that, it was no problem. The newlyweds said it was fine until she dropped the can of paint."Can of PAINT!" exclaimed the minister."Yeah," said the newlywed man. "She dropped the can and when she bent over to pick it up I had to have her right there and then. Lust took over."The minister just shook his head and said that they were not welcome in the church."That's okay," said the man. "We're not welcome in Home Depot either."
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MIKE_D
SSXSRider Member
Number of posts : 1322
Registration date : 2013-02-11
Age : 43
Location : Russell Springs, KY
| | Subject: Re: New Church Members Mon Jun 03, 2013 10:41 pm | |
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muddy-one
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Number of posts : 547
Registration date : 2009-09-20
Age : 59
Location : Holladay, Tn
| | Subject: Re: New Church Members Tue Jun 04, 2013 6:58 am | |
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Goose
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Number of posts : 2971
Registration date : 2010-03-15
Age : 75
Location : Barnesville, Ga.
| | Subject: Re: New Church Members Tue Jun 04, 2013 8:15 am | |
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CatMostFeared
SSXSRider Member
Number of posts : 1827
Registration date : 2010-08-25
Age : 55
Location : Crestwood,Ky
| | Subject: Re: New Church Members Tue Jun 04, 2013 7:54 pm | |
| Im going to home depot  | |
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DrMud
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Number of posts : 309
Registration date : 2012-12-02
Age : 62
Location : Metropolis, IL
| | Subject: Re: New Church Members Tue Jun 04, 2013 10:25 pm | |
| Yeah, I can remember those years.  | |
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MarkM
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Number of posts : 503
Registration date : 2009-04-19
Age : 55
Location : Pinch, WV
| | Subject: Re: New Church Members Wed Jun 05, 2013 8:05 am | |
| Lawn & Garden dept. in the offseason. Just sayin....... | |
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Baditude
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Number of posts : 1132
Registration date : 2010-06-17
Age : 56
Location : Indianapolis, IN
| | Subject: Re: New Church Members Wed Jun 05, 2013 9:36 am | |
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Dean
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Number of posts : 1210
Registration date : 2010-12-18
Age : 52
Location : Jackson, Ky
| | Subject: Re: New Church Members Wed Jun 05, 2013 8:06 pm | |
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BIG D 57
SSXSRider Member
Number of posts : 2087
Registration date : 2010-01-05
Age : 66
Location : BLANCHESTER,OH
| | Subject: Re: New Church Members Fri Jun 07, 2013 3:00 pm | |
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billybob
Number of posts : 187
Registration date : 2013-02-22
Age : 66
Location : middle tenn.
| | Subject: Re: New Church Members Sat Jun 08, 2013 10:17 pm | |
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