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Woodtick
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PostSubject: Speaking German in Texas   Speaking German in Texas EmptyFri Jan 27, 2012 7:58 pm


In Texas there is a town called New Braunfels, where there is a large German-speaking population.




One day, a local rancher driving down a country road noticed a man using his hand to drink water from the rancher's stock pond.




The rancher rolled down the window and shouted: "Sehr angenehm! Trink das Wasser nicht. Die kuehe haben darein geschissen."




(Which means: "Glad to meet you! Don't drink the water. The cows have shit in it.")




The man shouted back: "I'm from New York and just down here campaigning for Obama. I can't understand you. Please speak in English."




The rancher replied: "I said you need to use both hands."


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PostSubject: Re: Speaking German in Texas   Speaking German in Texas EmptyFri Jan 27, 2012 8:21 pm

roflmao lol!
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