Woodtick SSXSRider Member
Number of posts : 3254 Registration date : 2008-11-15 Age : 74 Location : Wood County West Virginia
| Subject: Speaking German in Texas Fri Jan 27, 2012 7:58 pm | |
| In Texas there is a town called New Braunfels, where there is a large German-speaking population.
One day, a local rancher driving down a country road noticed a man using his hand to drink water from the rancher's stock pond.
The rancher rolled down the window and shouted: "Sehr angenehm! Trink das Wasser nicht. Die kuehe haben darein geschissen."
(Which means: "Glad to meet you! Don't drink the water. The cows have shit in it.")
The man shouted back: "I'm from New York and just down here campaigning for Obama. I can't understand you. Please speak in English."
The rancher replied: "I said you need to use both hands."
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Dean SSXSRider Member
Number of posts : 1210 Registration date : 2010-12-18 Age : 53 Location : Jackson, Ky
| Subject: Re: Speaking German in Texas Fri Jan 27, 2012 8:21 pm | |
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